Last Full Week of Winter Semester

Today is a Monday.. Obviously..

Here are a few things that have crossed my mind already by 11:30 AM

1. Girls: A tip: Having your boobs hang half way out really isn't as attractive as you think it is. To make matters worse, you're a size A. Put them away doll, all I can see is your ribs..

2. The best thing ever is when you can wear a light jacket outside because its warm and sunny... Only to come out of class when it dropped 10 degrees and is now raining.

3. Surprisingly, Gingers have more fun than Brunettes.

4. I might not live in Pleasant Grove anymore, but it still smells like weed all the time.

5. Starving yourself only makes you fatter.

6. Your roommate gives the best back massages ever!... Until you find out she's a lesbian.

7. Marriage is only something other people do.

8. Justin Bieber: I will allow you to be my boyfriend.. I guess..

9. I will do ANYTHING for Ice Cream. Or Cocoa Bean Cupcakes. And I mean ANYTHING. Girl scout cookies also apply. ESPECIALLY if they are in Ice Cream.

10. Avocados should be included in every meal.

11.  Without country music, life would basically be pointless. I guess Techno is equally as entertaining. I could live with that.

12. Why would you sit around and talk about it when you could actually go DO it??

13. I love Jennifer Lawrence and Josh Hutcherson. They belong together.

14. Vegas sounds so good right now. Let's all drop out, eat sushi, Starbucks and party at the strip clubs.  Almost 21.. Who needs fake IDs?

LAURENNN