Tuesday, February 28, 2012

lazy lazy lazy

Guys, life is hard.
So let's sit around and complain about it.
Life is just too difficult.
Love Lauren

sorry for party rockin'

Don't you love school?
Don't you love staying up late and doing pointless assignments?
We sure do, as you can tell by the look on our faces.

It is 1:30, and we effing LOVE school.

Sunday, February 26, 2012


I wish that I got this excited about McDonalds toys.


Creepy much?

If this doesn't explain my everyday life,
I don't know what else does.
I wanna be that dark blue area.
Brave up girl.
You won't understand until you go up to a place crawling with weirdos.
And then when you find three beautiful boys, you just can't let them go.
Any advice on how to talk to guys you don't know?
I would very much appreciate it.
Love your byui girl :)

Saturday, February 25, 2012

If life was a fairy tale..

Don't you ever have those days where you wish everything was perfectly... perfect?? 
You wake up in the morning and your hair is magically curled and perfectly quaffed without even having to shower? 
You would walk around all day shopping while all the boys wanted your milkshake to come to their yard? 
And at night you and your chiseled husband (below) would cuddle up by the fire, read books together and then eat to your hearts' desire without gaining a single ounce of fat? 
Then you would produce many Brad Pitt and Justin Beiber-like babies without any pain what-so-ever?
But let's be honest,
that sounds sooo nice, 
but it would just be too perfect.
Sometimes I enjoy waking up in the morning and burning my finger on the curling iron.
I like not having thousands of stalkers.
And having a husband with imperfections is probably going to be the best but hardest thing ever.
Although I do have my wishes about certain boys, I am grateful to be able to party all night and not worry about cooking for my 12 children.
But when the time comes, it will come.
And life will not be perfect.
But it sure as hell will be the closest thing that will come to perfect in this lifetime.
All good things are worth waiting for. And they will come.
Lauren :)
p.s. i'm really loving blogging

Friday, February 24, 2012

New Hurrr

So, yes, I am now a blondie baby.
I had a few issues with it at first because uhhhh I went from black to almost blonde (which I was NOT expecting)
It ended up being a little too red for me so I bought bleach at Sally's after and put me some more blonde in. To be honest I can't get enough of the blonde and I am probably going to go get more of it put in. It is still a little red (I think) which you can't really see in the picture. 
But I really hope that I will just get more used to it.
Here's the black hair. Even that was drastic.
Still in shock.
This is the new Lauren.

Who's down for me to just make it mostly blonde?? 
I think i'm going to.
I'm just gonna wait till April.
Once you go blonde you never go back.

Thursday, February 23, 2012


Viewer Discretion Advised. It says maybe 2-3 words that may be claimed as inappropriate, but i'm justifying it because it is funny. Amy I think that you will really enjoy this.
I hate Facebook:

Tuesday, February 21, 2012


Okay so there was this one day when I visited back home and then I told you about this little youtube video. AND I never got to show it to you.
So here it is...
Please enjoy. **This is a REAL commercial back in California.
Watch it twice. Probably the best commerical you will ever get the chance to witness.!!!!! :)

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Yes, I am in love.

Love is for people with friends.
Well, I guess I have friends. (mostly guys up here THANK GOODNESS!!!)
But sometimes they hack my facebook and do wonderful things to embarrass me.
This picture will make sense if you watched this video: If not, please do.
Can you guess who that is??? (AMY...)
He also gave me that valentine.
We broke up today..
:( sad day.
But don't worry: I have a few stalkers. We hang out.
And life is great.
Happy LOVE week!!!

Oh and P.s. I think that my roommate Mary is gonna come eat sushi with us on Saturday.
You will love her she's wonderful

Tuesday, February 14, 2012


 Today is the day of love.
Three things today:
1. I would very much like to know who Mike Call is!! (Lauren...)
2. I love Red Lobster (Thanks ally:))
3. Go see the vow. (It is cheesy and chalk full of Tatum booty)

I hope I make your mouth water with these photos.



Friday, February 10, 2012

let me tell you something...

oh hey friends. guess what? lots of stuff is happening. allow me to share:

apartment shopping will hopefully be done this next week.

my black eye is healing.

i don't want to work tonight.

valentine's day is on tuesday.

school is for freaking fools. i despise that place.

i want new clothes but money is kind of an issue.

i want to go to tucanos but money is kind of an issue.

holly is going to freaking china. atta babe.

oh and being engaged....SUCKS.

it looks like all loves and happiness and bliss and splendor and joy and glee and delight and anything else that describes that kind of thing, but its not. not at all. and anybody who thinks this is a fun time is probably not LDS. 
i'm in love with this boy jesse. he is my life but its a depressing thing to be dropped of at my doorstep every night. 4 weeks and 4 days from today it wont be an issue. but until then, tears and hormones and birth control and goodnights and curfews control our lives...

i've never been married before, but i'm quite sure it's better than this stage. i'd rather be paying lots of bills, which WILL be happening as soon as we seal this deal. good. bring em on.

good luck kids. long courtship, and a dang short engagement. a quick vegas temple trip is a preferred option.

love ally
p.s.  see you ALL at happy sumo after 9 pm next weekend:)

Wednesday, February 8, 2012


Hey strangers! Holly here, and it's a gloomy looking Wednesday outside. Oh, and I'm going to China for 8 months starting August. I just thought I should probably mention that. I'll be teaching cute little Asians to speak English. It's only $900 for the whole semester. If you wanna check it out, go to chinahorizons.org

How can I resist?? 
.... I can't. I can't resist. Just look at that little homie flashing a peace sign.

Great wall of China hike included.

Hopefully I can teach them better English than this.

Love you all, and can't wait for the bridal shower and wedding!! We love you Ally!

Sunday, February 5, 2012

Boom sha clack clack.

This is what my Sunday night looks like...

Piles of homework, and of course my snackies.

Sleeping kitty

My no makeup self

A craft to give my brain a break. (Dried flowers in a frame from Michael last year)

This cartoon Michael sent to me. 

And this song i'm OBSESSED with. (Don't mind the puppets, haha)

Have a wonderful sunday.


Pepsi makes the world go round.

Happy Superbowl:)