we are still best friends. sometimes we suck at showing it though. i know that i am currently the sucky one and it'll probably just get worse. make sure you put a little sticky note in the back of your head that says 'i love ally' because you might need that reminder if i float away from earth. i'm on cloud nine slash cloud love. mushy post? yep. they happen. i cant help it! i'm a little too obsessed with some handsome chap named jesse. i'm in love with him but lets not tell him... :)
now, if i was completely annoying i'd go on about he's the cutest but i already say too much off this blog so we'll just leave it at that.
Thanks for not bleeding every month. You're the best.
Sincerely, a man
Those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat.
Dear J.K. Rowling,
Your books are entirely unrealistic. I mean, a ginger kid with two friends?
At least wear name tags or something.
Sincerely, The rest of the world
I haven't eaten corn in days...
When you're not in the building, we use the mens room because urinals fascinate us.
Please stop thinking you have to be a size 0 to be beautiful. Those magazines got it all wrong, no one ever told them that beauty is also on the inside. Be confident and happy with yourself. Some guy out there is going to fall in love with everything about you.
Sincerely, a real man
Dear Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry,
Please send me my letter already. I'm tired of the Muggle world.
Sincerely, the kid who still believes in magic
Dear Secular World and Every Guy I've Been On A Date With,
Please stop being so appalled that I'm 24 and have chosen to remain a virgin until marriage. It's not a disease, and I'm fully aware of what I'm "missing out" on.
Sincerely, Clean Vagina
Can you have those "sweatpants, hair tied, chillin with no makeup on" days more often? It makes you look way more beautiful than having on all that crap you call makeup.
Sincerely, I like the REAL you.
Wanna hear a bird joke? No?
Sincerely, well this is hawkward...
Dear socially awkward person at the grocery store,
I'm here for you.
Sincerely, Self-Checkout lane.
Dear Food Network,
Please stop mocking my hunger, and making delicious looking foods that I can't create.
Sincerely, A Starving College Student
Sending death threats to Selena Gomez? Really? What are you going to do, hit her with your Hannah Montana pencil case?
Sincerely, you never had a chance.
Awww come on, it's not even hot outside today!
Sincerely, Soaked shirt
Dear girl with her thong hanging out,
I thought the point was so people didn't know you were wearing underwear?