I said I hate JUICE!!!

For the love of humor...

Dear 2010,

So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?!

Sincerely, 1985



Dear J.K. Rowling,

Your books are entirely unrealistic. I mean, a ginger kid with two friends? Come on now.

Sincerely, Anonymous. 



Dear Yahoo,

I've never heard anyone say "I don't know, let's Yahoo it!" Just sayin'...

Sincerely, Google 



Dear Skin-Colored Band Aids:

Please make one for every skin color.

Sincerely, Black people



Dear America,

You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.

Sincerely, Canada



Dear Icebergs,

Sorry to hear about global warming. Karma's a bi.

Sincerely, The Titanic 



Dear Nickleback,

That's enough.

Sincerely, The World



Dear Scissors,

I feel your pain.....no one wants to run with me either.

Sincerely, Sarah Palin




Dear Osama Bin Laden,

Marco....

Sincerely, United States



Dear Nazis,

You did what?!?!?! I said I hate JUICE!!

Sincerely, Adolph Hitler



Dear World of Warcraft,

Thank you for ensuring my son's virginity.

Sincerly, Parents Everywhere



Dear Customers,

Yes, we ARE making fun of you in Vietnamese. 

Sincerely, Nail Salon Ladies 



Dear Americans, 

I'm sorry, did you just insult us? I couldn't hear you over my health care benefits.

Sincerely, Canadians



Dear Global Warming, 

You're the best imaginary friend ever!

Sincerely, Al Gore 



Dear Santa,

How did you get away with the kids sitting on your lap trick?

Sincerely, Michael Jackson



Dear Ugly People,

You're welcome.

Sincerely, Alcohol



Dear Mr. Gump 

WTF are you talking about? There's a little diagram on the lid that tells you EXACTELY what you're gonna get....

Sincerely, Jenny



Dear Haiti,

Is it too early to ask what's shakin'?

Sincerely, Seriously Going To Hell



Dear Martin Luther King Jr. 

I have a dream within a dream within a dream within another dream.... What now?

Sincerely, Leonardo DiCaprio



Dear World, 

Please stop freaking out about 2012. Our calendars ends there because some Spanish d-bags invaded our country and we got a little busy ok? 

Sincerely, The Mayans 



Dear Snooki, 

GET BACK TO WORK! 

Sincerely, Willy Wonka 



Dear White People, 

Don't you just hate immigrants?

Sincerely, Native Americans 



Dear Twihards,

If he sparkles, he's probably one of ours.

Sincerely, Gay Men Of America



Dear iPhone, 

Please stop spellchecking all of my rude words into nice words. You piece of shut.

Sincerely, Every iPhone User 



Dear Dr. Phil, 

Look man, there's only room for one fake doctor in this world and I was here first. 

Sincerely, Dr. Pepper

Love, Amy:)