don't drink that racist coffee.

You all know Julian Smith, this is my favorite. Everyone else has posted this week, I felt a little left out. So here's a gem to lighten your spirits this chilly Thursday evening... Enjoy.


If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don’t work there, you live in Utah.

If you’ve worn shorts and a coat at the same time, you live in Utah.

If you’ve had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed the wrong number, you live in Utah

If ‘vacation' means going anywhere south of Salt Lake City for the weekend, you live in Utah.

If you measure distance in hours, you live in Utah.

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in Utah.

If you have switched from ‘heat’ to ‘A/C’ and back again in the same day, you live in Utah.

If you install security lights on your house and garage but leave both unlocked, you live in Utah.

If you can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in Utah.

If you design your kid’s Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you live in Utah.

If the speed limit on the highway is 75 mph — you’re going 80, and everyone is still passing you, you live in Utah.

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you live in Utah.

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, you live in Utah.

If you find 10 degrees ‘a little chilly’ you live in Utah.

This made me laugh. Who else remembers trick-or-treating in a big, puffy coat? But this year we must pray to the snow gods to bless us with some of the frozen stuff, so we can use our "driving in the snow" skills. Except for Amy. Her driving is scary enough on the dry road! (jokes, jokes... We love you and your little smart car)

Happy Holidays! Merry Christmas! and... Happy finals week! (I got a 93 on my special ed final... yeah, I'm not that special afterall)

Love Holly