I need one of these.

Amy

Crazy People Can Still Sing Sometimes

repeat, repeat, repeat.

On ALL of these.

And absolutely am in LOVE with this song.

Most definitely the cutest thing errr.

And, if you have a fetish with dubstep lately, 

this feeds it.

Also, Brad Paisley takes the winning for best country music on the planet earth.

For all those who claim to not like country music, give it a chance.

And if you didn't listen to these songs, we probably can't be friends..

Laur

the married woman is still alive

ohhhh heyyy:)

so i'm married now.

and i freaking love it:)

i had imagined this day my entire life (obviously, i'm a girl) and i can't believe it's already come and gone!

jesse hanks fowlke. that my HUSBAND's name. and now we're like twins or married or something because that's my last name too. it's fowl, like fowl of the air, with a 'k'. fowlke. so this is us. MEET THE FOWLKERS!!

i'm ally and i hate school, but surprising like to clean our little basement apartment. i also like food so if you like food and you want some, feel free to come over and i'll whip you up some pasta, cereal, or maybe enchiladas.
that's jesse. he's smart, handsome, has a nice bod, and knows the gospel well. i got lucky. he may be smart but i fooled that looker. i tricked him into marrying a gal like myself! if anyone knows anyone who needs any help with that kind of trickery, call me.

OKAY!

so we've been married a month minus two days and it has been so much fun! i've also almost killed myself.

i've sucked up a lot of good stuff in the vacuum. i've broken a glass or two. there have been fires. (yes, plural. amy, the one you witnessed was NOTHING compared to the THREE FOOT flame i had on my pan last week. i kid you not. it was at least three feet high. i screamed).
i have nearly destroyed a lot of items in this house. actually i feel like i've nearly destroyed this house. our poor landlords...

anyways, being married is bueno. lots more people should get married. i'd recommend it. ESPECIALLY in the temple. thats the most important part. now jesse and i can be best friends forever! :) haha

love you my girls:)

love ally FOWLKE:)

and now beware of picture overload....

kelsey's face

 in the next few, at least one person fails every time haha

such a struggle.

cousin love

nailed it

typical

haha jesse and i painfully watching my sweet but crazy grandma give her speech (which was only supposed to be 30 seconds of marital advice)

our gorgeous cake!

he would most definitely flip off the camera

hmm kaden and shoney anyone? hahah

we stood like this for forever because no one would give us a napkin or anything...awkward

scurrr.

Let me just welcome you into story time.

So, as you know, my windshield has been cracked for some time now. My registration is due to be renewed and so I needed to replace it. My cousin said that he found a company that does it at your house! I was stoked, because what's better than being lazy and having people come to you? So they show up today, and I was freakin sketched from the beginning. I couldn't even communicate with them. So naturally, I creeped on them from the window while they were replacing it. When I was watching them, I noticed that they were using black caulk to glue my car clock back on. WTF. So, I called my daddy and he was piiiiised. I went out there, handed the phone to them and he gave them a stern talking. I had them follow me to the dealership and turns out, to fix it, it's 400 freakin dollars. yuuup. Why ME. They tried shmeagaling out of paying for it, but NOPE! I stayed strong. I was like heck no! So they payed for it. But then I thought to myself, why don't I try fixing it myself? Um hi, i'm a freakin mechanic. FIXED BABY. I'm a genius.

My hands were filthy with oil and I have never felt so bad a.

Need your car fixed? Don't go to me cause this was a once in a lifetime achievement. 

I gotta go scrub my skin off now. 

Gems

Haha

Laur.

Last Full Week of Winter Semester

Today is a Monday.. Obviously..

Here are a few things that have crossed my mind already by 11:30 AM

1. Girls: A tip: Having your boobs hang half way out really isn't as attractive as you think it is. To make matters worse, you're a size A. Put them away doll, all I can see is your ribs..

2. The best thing ever is when you can wear a light jacket outside because its warm and sunny... Only to come out of class when it dropped 10 degrees and is now raining.

3. Surprisingly, Gingers have more fun than Brunettes.

4. I might not live in Pleasant Grove anymore, but it still smells like weed all the time.

5. Starving yourself only makes you fatter.

6. Your roommate gives the best back massages ever!... Until you find out she's a lesbian.

7. Marriage is only something other people do.

8. Justin Bieber: I will allow you to be my boyfriend.. I guess..

9. I will do ANYTHING for Ice Cream. Or Cocoa Bean Cupcakes. And I mean ANYTHING. Girl scout cookies also apply. ESPECIALLY if they are in Ice Cream.

10. Avocados should be included in every meal.

11.  Without country music, life would basically be pointless. I guess Techno is equally as entertaining. I could live with that.

12. Why would you sit around and talk about it when you could actually go DO it??

13. I love Jennifer Lawrence and Josh Hutcherson. They belong together.

14. Vegas sounds so good right now. Let's all drop out, eat sushi, Starbucks and party at the strip clubs.  Almost 21.. Who needs fake IDs?

LAURENNN

....what?

Hands down, the weirdest most morbid video I have ever seen. 

Like....what just happened?

Amy