If this doesn't make you smile, I don't know what will.
Saturday, October 22, 2011
Sunday, October 16, 2011
Friday, October 14, 2011
Sometimes, I like to be happy :)
Dear genitals,
Thanks for not bleeding every month. You're the best.
Sincerely, a man
Dear Women,
Those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat.
Sincerely, Men
Dear J.K. Rowling,
Your books are entirely unrealistic. I mean, a ginger kid with two friends?
Sincerely, anonymous.
Dear Asians,
At least wear name tags or something.
Sincerely, The rest of the world
Dear Poop,
I haven't eaten corn in days...
Sincerely, WTF?!?!
Dear boys,
When you're not in the building, we use the mens room because urinals fascinate us.
Sincerely, girls.
Dear Women,
Please stop thinking you have to be a size 0 to be beautiful. Those magazines got it all wrong, no one ever told them that beauty is also on the inside. Be confident and happy with yourself. Some guy out there is going to fall in love with everything about you.
Sincerely, a real man
Dear Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry,
Please send me my letter already. I'm tired of the Muggle world.
Sincerely, the kid who still believes in magic
Dear Secular World and Every Guy I've Been On A Date With,
Please stop being so appalled that I'm 24 and have chosen to remain a virgin until marriage. It's not a disease, and I'm fully aware of what I'm "missing out" on.
Sincerely, Clean Vagina
Dear girls,
Can you have those "sweatpants, hair tied, chillin with no makeup on" days more often? It makes you look way more beautiful than having on all that crap you call makeup.
Sincerely, I like the REAL you.
Dear world,
Wanna hear a bird joke? No?
Sincerely, well this is hawkward...
Dear socially awkward person at the grocery store,
I'm here for you.
Sincerely, Self-Checkout lane.
Dear Food Network,
Please stop mocking my hunger, and making delicious looking foods that I can't create.
Sincerely, A Starving College Student
Dear "Beliebers",
Sending death threats to Selena Gomez? Really? What are you going to do, hit her with your Hannah Montana pencil case?
Sincerely, you never had a chance.
Dear Armpits,
Awww come on, it's not even hot outside today!
Sincerely, Soaked shirt
Dear girl with her thong hanging out,
I thought the point was so people didn't know you were wearing underwear?
Sincerely, person with class.
Wednesday, October 12, 2011
today i'm feelin crampy...i mean crappy. same thing right?
thank you amy castleberry for this lovely description of how wonderful our lives tend to be for 5 days every month.
girls are cute.
love ally
girls are cute.
love ally
Monday, October 10, 2011
It breaks my heart when people talk badly about our church.
There is no reason.
There is no reason.
Also, if you haven't already seen this: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10150416235351873 watch it. It's wonderous, yet so sad at the same time.
Monday, October 3, 2011
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